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Ristlin Wakefield Wanderers of the Eternal Darkness Eternal Pretorian Alliance 71	Posted - 2012.09.10 20:58:00 - [1] - Quote This is an ongoing effort to help crack down on criminals who do not post on mains, who spread ignorance, and who fail to understand game mechanics (please suggest other crimes that should be punishable by death of a clone). Transgressions are pardonable by editing the offending post within 24-hours of notice plus a fee of 50 million ISK, added to a pool (managed by a third-party) for future bounties. My hope is to inject a new avenue of tears for the good of C&P. I'm looking for a well-respected member of C&P (nominations welcomed) to act as a third-party for bounty payouts and accounts receivable. To start us off, I'm offering a bounty on Larontra for the following crimes: Not understanding game mechanics, spreading ignorance, and not posting on main. 150 million ISK for an API-verified kill mail of the offender in a non-noob ship. Applicable only to active C&P members (15+ "worthy" forum posts in C&P; i.e., must have contributed to a discussion with some iota of intelligence and/or mirth-inducing insight). Bonus: -50 million ISK for screenshot of tears. A write up about the experience in the story section earns another 50 million. -50 million ISK for the corpse. Total bounty with bonuses: 300 million ISK. The offending post can be found here: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1898418#post1898418 I will modify this post and make the general rules clearer as suggestions for improvement come in. Also, I intend this to be a profit-neutral venture. ALL ISK received will go back to the bounty pool. Donations are welcomed, especially from those who intend to bring criminals to justice. I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Ristlin Wakefield Wanderers of the Eternal Darkness Eternal Pretorian Alliance 71	Posted - 2012.09.10 20:59:00 - [2] - Quote Reserved for bounties. I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Ristlin Wakefield Wanderers of the Eternal Darkness Eternal Pretorian Alliance 71	Posted - 2012.09.10 21:02:00 - [3] - Quote Reserved for notes from third-party. I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Ristlin Wakefield Wanderers of the Eternal Darkness Eternal Pretorian Alliance 71	Posted - 2012.09.10 21:13:00 - [4] - Quote CorInaXeraL wrote: Ristlin Wakefield wrote: I'm looking for a well-respected member of C&P (nominations welcomed) to act as a third-party for bounty payouts and accounts receivable. I see absolutely no risk of potential failure in this plan. However, I would look towards M&D for a reputable member. Perhaps Grendell or VV, or even Chribba (he would probably enjoy this one) as a third-party. Or, I can nominate myself. Why not? Yeah, I'll just do that. I nominate me. Obviously, some people will nominate themselves. I already had those names in mind, but was hoping I could find a C&P equivalent -- but I may be barking up the wrong tree! I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Ristlin Wakefield Wanderers of the Eternal Darkness Eternal Pretorian Alliance 71	Posted - 2012.09.10 23:56:00 - [5] - Quote Ginger Barbarella wrote: Ristlin Wakefield wrote: This is an ongoing effort to help crack down on criminals who do not post on mains, who spread ignorance, and who fail to understand game mechanics (please suggest other crimes that should be punishable by death...). Transgressions are pardonable by editing the offending post within 24-hours of notice plus a fee of 50 million ISK, added to a pool (managed by a third-party) for future bounties. My hope is to inject a new avenue of tears for the good of C&P. So what kind of bounty are you putting on yourself for the utter piece of bovine excrement your original post was? "Do not post on mains"??? Damn, this made me smile, because you're clearly one of the losers who thinks "main" means something worth a **** here on the intarwebs. I'd donate to a fund for a bounty on you, but then it'll be abused just as badly as any other under your fail plan. Oh, so that was your alt? For only 50 million and an edit to your bad post I can remove that bounty! And I welcome a bounty on my head if the community deems me a criminal! I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Ristlin Wakefield Wanderers of the Eternal Darkness Eternal Pretorian Alliance 71	Posted - 2012.09.10 23:57:00 - [6] - Quote jimmyjam wrote: Ristlin Wakefield wrote: CorInaXeraL wrote: Ristlin Wakefield wrote: I'm looking for a well-respected member of C&P (nominations welcomed) to act as a third-party for bounty payouts and accounts receivable. I see absolutely no risk of potential failure in this plan. However, I would look towards M&D for a reputable member. Perhaps Grendell or VV, or even Chribba (he would probably enjoy this one) as a third-party. Or, I can nominate myself. Why not? Yeah, I'll just do that. I nominate me. Obviously, some people will nominate themselves. I already had those names in mind, but was hoping I could find a C&P equivalent -- but I may be barking up the wrong tree! Iam not gonna nominate myself but this thread 7/10 me like I'm honored to be among the few people to earn a non -10/10 from you Jim. I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Ristlin Wakefield Wanderers of the Eternal Darkness Eternal Pretorian Alliance 71	Posted - 2012.09.11 02:47:00 - [7] - Quote Alotta Baggage wrote: My alt posts a lot here That face seriously gives me nightmares. I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Ristlin Wakefield Wanderers of the Eternal Darkness Eternal Pretorian Alliance 74	Posted - 2012.09.11 13:34:00 - [8] - Quote Pierrot le fou wrote: This is a great idea and can totally not be abused. P.S: this is a bad post. I would put a bounty on you, but you have hidden your identity. kudos to the photographer! I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Ristlin Wakefield Wanderers of the Eternal Darkness Eternal Pretorian Alliance 74	Posted - 2012.09.11 13:35:00 - [9] - Quote Kalel Nimrott wrote: I would remove "spread of ignorance" thingy. Sometimes it may be mistaked with "missinformation", which is intentional and potentially profitable. Good point! Thanks. Will make that edit. I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Ristlin Wakefield Wanderers of the Eternal Darkness Eternal Pretorian Alliance 74	Posted - 2012.09.11 13:52:00 - [10] - Quote Rita May wrote: woah, am I lucky or what? I won that Bounty-Contest already... Since I am sooo an alt - it doesn't gets "alter" And for the record: "No, I will not post with any Toon that I actually play with." I'm just not that stupid to get a few (forum) "likes" and even more (ingame) "followers" every time I speak my mind about some random topic. Or even worse: some CEO or Officer stumbles across one of my brilliant posts cu It's not a contest yet per say, since I am still finalizing the rules and such. Seriously though, are you that afraid of what other people think of you in game if they find out what you posted on a forum? LOL kids these days are so self-conscious! I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Ristlin Wakefield Wanderers of the Eternal Darkness Eternal Pretorian Alliance 74	Posted - 2012.09.11 14:50:00 - [11] - Quote Rita May wrote: Ristlin Wakefield wrote: Rita May wrote: ... It's not a contest yet per say, since I am still finalizing the rules and such. Seriously though, are you that afraid of what other people think of you in game if they find out what you posted on a forum? LOL kids these days are so self-conscious! the need to explain the luxury of freedom of speech somewhat contradicts the age you claim with Ristlin Wakefield wrote: ... LOL kids these days... cu So your main has been denied the freedom of speech? I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Ristlin Wakefield Wanderers of the Eternal Darkness Eternal Pretorian Alliance 74	Posted - 2012.09.11 18:19:00 - [12] - Quote FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote: Taking odds on the likelihood of OP not paying. I'll take that bet. 300 million that the OP does pay. I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Ristlin Wakefield Wanderers of the Eternal Darkness Eternal Pretorian Alliance 74	Posted - 2012.09.12 03:37:00 - [13] - Quote Rita May wrote: CorInaXeraL wrote: Why does this remind me of the old 'I am rubber and you are glue' argument? because - partly- it is? that "partly" being: I have not really fun in writing an essay for a problem that would easily fill more than 2 pages and touches social, political, philosophical aspects and then some more. On the other hand it IS something you come to understand, even if just a little, as you are confronted with the consequences over time - so age DOES matter in this case I believe cu Wow, you think a 2 page paper is a lot. That's like a middle school assignment. I was only joking about you being a kid but I guess I was right lol. I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Ristlin Wakefield Wanderers of the Eternal Darkness Eternal Pretorian Alliance 75	Posted - 2012.09.12 20:46:00 - [14] - Quote Beachura wrote: spank, if you post anymore drivel I'm going to have to spank you very hard. You used his own name against him! You are like a forum version of Mace Windu. I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Ristlin Wakefield Wanderers of the Eternal Darkness Eternal Pretorian Alliance 77	Posted - 2012.09.13 13:46:00 - [15] - Quote Boom Boom Longtime wrote: I have alt posted and now i must be punished. Please be gentle when you mount the saddle. The stop word is Wakefield. I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.

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